Anonymous said: What does pussy usually taste like?
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you go to mcdonalds and don’t order nuggets and when you ask for bbq sauce she doesn’t tell you it’s 27 cents.
When you didn’t study for the biggest test of the year, but you still pass
When you prove bae wrong !!
- (via doudz)
Reblog for the homer gif lol
it all look so good
Oh aight !! Oka’y , you modafuka